Far away

In neighboring galaxy exploded supernova (SN). The reaction of the world:

Russia 24: Invite Astrophysics for the story of the CH-X
CNN: Answers to questions how to do SN in the backyard for the Self.
Apple: Released app “Light CH!” for $ 999.99
Google: Released App “Redeem CH from Apple!” for $ 999.98
Xiaomi: Released app “Light CH - CH repay the” two in one for $ 499.00
State Department: Russia’s involvement is not revealed yet, but we will be closely
to monitor the situation.
Pentagon: Sent one corvette in the South China Sea and has asked Congress
increase in military spending.
Paris: Expressed concern.
London expressed concern.
British scientists: Calculate that if you put a hamster in a 100 thousand. Feet from the center
CH something from him there is nothing left.
Germany to Dr. Merkel said that the explosion of heart failure is a violation of Minsk
arrangements, so sanctions against Russia to save.
Poland: In connection with the explosion of heart failure, sanctions against Russia should be strengthened.
Ukraine: Explosion CH - Russia cynical attempt to divert the attention of the world
from the public in Ukraine and demanded new loans.
Lithuania, Latvia: Explosion CH - new evidence of Russian aggression, we asked
create three American bases on its territory.
LIH: claimed responsibility for the bombing and threatened CH such acts in all capitals
infidels.
Estonia Taleko-oh-oh-oh …

24 November 2015

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