The article "10 reasons why we steal gas"

Many of the Russian wonder why it is we, Ukrainians, steal gas? Allegedly, Russian gas is the same.

They do not understand the main point. Stealing is only possible in the physical, mundane world. Gas - it is easy, we do not steal, we just redistribute. You can call it piracy, if you want.

Here are some arguments for reflection.

1. Some say that stealing gas, we are depriving the Russian and European legal prinadlezhashey their property. Baloney. Gas the Lord God, and Russian gas to him for not paying a penny. So we just take away the loot.

2. Gas is very expensive. $ 400, which is worth a thousand cubic meters of gas, you can buy a perfectly decent graphics card. That is - the material necessities. And gas is not worth their money. Especially when it can be pumped free of charge.

3. Strip a lot. From what we had barely taken, the gas actually have not diminished, the more that he will return back to the atmosphere after its use. Theft of gas - just a natural way to limit the monopoly and more equitably redistribute the gas.

4. Sharing is caring. Instead of selling gas, Russia would be worth sharing them for free. It's so beautiful when all share with each other! Here in Ukraine, for example, have some free assemblies Linux - takes, Russian, we do not mind. Linux is more useful than gas!

5. Production of gas is not worth a penny. Russian just poke a pipe into the ground and pump the gas from there. Why should we pay for something that gets them cheap? Let reduce the price of gas to two or three dollars - then maybe we will buy. But it is necessary to the poster and not included in the Jewel!

6. All gas industry impedes progress. Imagine that the gas could all get free well or at minimal cost, covering the costs of mobility. What an incredible growth of the economy that would give! How much have jumped in the development of lagging state who can not afford to buy gas for all citizens! And all this at the cost of one mega-corporations, which sells, in fact, the air.

7. The gas is formed as a result of anaerobic decomposition of organic products, simply put the dead plants and animals. Somehow, I am sure that Gazprom does not pay any fees or those plants and animals, or their heirs. That is the true holders of gas suffer from the industry on its sale of no less than ordinary consumers.

8. Buy gas alien Slavic nature. In the West they have not yet realized this, the general Ukrainian soul simply can not understand the shallow commercialism sellers of gas. During the Soviet era, we do not pay for gas, our grandfathers and great-grandparents grew up with this knowledge.

9. Gazprom's argument about the lost income in general is ridiculous. What they have that we would buy all the gas that was stolen? Yes, and on such an incredible price?

10. And in general, with what you have, that is Russian gas? He was removed from the bowels of the Earth, which we share, but when it came to the territory of Ukraine, he automatically became a Ukrainian. You will not need to pay for the Ukraine from Russia's rain clouds?

26 August 2009 | article, gas, price, reason, ukraine, ukrainian, world

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