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The Indian sued the promised success of women's perfume company
Milicejskaja check in Tuva admitted killing the schoolboy and schoolgirl injury legitimate
Yuzhnouralets filed a lawsuit against Prime Minister Putin for what he gave the law, a written response on the return of the transfer of "Morning exercises"
VTB collectors in St. Petersburg somewhere along the way potryali 868 thousand rubles "Crossroads"
Chinese diplomats prohibit marry foreign women
British police not allowed to say "Good evening", as representatives of different nationalities can understand it differently
"Nashi" go to the international level
Fair luxury activists Left Front threw pineapple and hazel
Echo Aesop
New Erotic Calendar farmer Austria and Bavaria
The Communists of St. Petersburg and Leningardskoy offer nominate cartoon "First Squad" of the victory over fascism, the pioneers of the State Prize of Russia in the field of art for 2009
On the advertising banners judge republican for the letter O in the names of Obama portrayed sickle with a hammer
The head of the UPC promised to jail all the officials for five years
Kadysheva is preparing a lawsuit to the editor gloss
"I am not an advanced user, as Dmitry. I have users", - said Governor Matvienko
In Germany, revealed the "fun" of the communist era: "The accident at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant was arranged by the USSR authorities in order to carry out X-ray examination of all the inhabitants of the country"
Winner of the election was sent to the colony the day after he became a deputy.
Rules of Life - Homer J. Simpson
Parliamentary committee: "Do not look red. Anatoly Chubais, is not involved in the accident at the Sayan-Shushenskaya HPP
Mayan Elder refutes rumors about the end of the world in 2012
Chief "historian" SBU is responsible for "the disclosure of historical truth about Holodomor - has no higher education.
In the "Olympic" Sochi government introduces a new kind of entertainment - sado-extreme
Hunger strike Tamil, who secretly ate hamburgers, in London cost £ 7 million
[autumn exacerbation] The self-proclaimed King of Ukraine began talks with the aliens
In the darkness, Somali pirates attacked the wrong ship and a French warship
Mitvol wants to reward the initiator rename barbecue "anti-Soviet" order "For merits before Fatherland" II degree
Funny jokes.
Detained in Moscow NBP, agitate riot police do not serve the current government, not to disperse the rallies and marches.
Inventors bra-mask awarded Antinobelevskoy Prize
Employees Rosselkhoznadzor found not guilty of taking bribes amounting to 16 million rubles
Drunken Siberian regulate traffic at the police department, dressed policeman
Germany crazy?
Living in Yekaterinburg prepared to present the mayor golden toilet in protest at the growth rates
Mego story
Translator not mastered a two-hour speech to the UN Qaddafi. "I can not" - he said, and fainted
You need a captain
Tymoshenko mistakenly apologized on behalf of Russia to the EU over gas crisis
The new handbook for teachers, "Youth Subcultures of St. Petersburg," the authors added a programmer and mazafakerov
Major Evsyukov repent of their deeds, and requests his release on recognizance not to leave
God news - "Orthodox" church endorses BDSM!
The famous novel "Moby Dick" be translated into the language of emoticons
Latvia spends 4 years more than $ 1 million, it was not possible to calculate the damage from the Soviet occupation
In connection with the visit of President of Russia Dmitry Medvedev in Switzerland were taken unprecedented security measures: the parliament failed to reach even the MPs
Ukrainian MP - Belgian cows live better Ukrainian pensioners
The day without a car Mitvol not used to "entangled" in the metro
Barack Obama is no longer a Negro
Reports technical support staff on the appeals of customers
This news violates article 46, paragraph 1 of the Federal Law "On Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances
Employee traffic police stopped the driver: "faced with corruption - pay!"
Jedi grocery chain Tesco was accused of religious discrimination. In response, the Administration has accused Tesco of Jedi is that they do not follow the example of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda
The Foreign Ministry of Ukraine due to lack of phone conversations are cut off automatically after 3 minutes
Authorities in Moscow want to get rid of the barbecue "anti-Soviet"
Newspaper "Izvestia" has collected gems from the summary of applicants from which employers are laughing to tears.
Good business: Kiev officials illegally accrued a prize of 10 thousand hryvnia and paid for it with a fine of 850 hryvnia.
Diary Source antiatomic Campaign
Political Humor: Ukraine. Something about Yushchenko
Website procurement Amur region clearly created humor - at one of the pages instead of the usual "arrows" mouse, appeared an entire brigade of fantastic creatures - winged fairy, spiderman
Kudrin announced the end of the crisis in Russia
In Vladivostok, bailiffs, together with the debtor's property described his 4-year peeling the cat.
"The Russian peasant as a kind of dying out because he became uncompetitive goods"
The Frenchman fell asleep on the tracks and did not notice the train rode over him
State Duma deputies would allow smoking marijuana, legalize prostitution and introduce alcoholic Day
Wonders of Russia's economy: the secret Russian fighter now collect dismissed "designers" Izhevsk car
Sarkozy ordered the 20 people below him rise to stand behind him in order to appear higher during the televised address to the nation
A brief guide to sex tourists
To calculate natsdolga U.S. had to create a new calculator
Blooper Dutch police: the police have destroyed almost all the plantation of 47 thousand bushes of hemp, which proved to be Indian hemp for textiles
Syktyvkar court did not consider the phrase "smart-ass bureaucrats" insulting
Wife of the future Prime Minister of Japan met with aliens and flew with them to Venus
Bank of Florida has refused to give money man with no arms because of the lack of fingerprints
Top-5, when GMail at Down!
President of Zambia told to clean his residence from monkeys
Italian bank issues a loan secured with cheese
Bailiffs to collect the debts cats, cows and banana
Voronezh police officer accidentally shot himself during lunch
Siberian police arrived at the scene of the crime itself passed the scrap metal in a service car, which did not manage to steal thieves
As Vladimir Putin prepares to Sept. 1 Dr. Onishchenko and cop Kir'yanova
In the library near Moscow found unidentified Soviet comic about a man-collective farm and the Pioneers mutants
In Hungary, held the Miss Plastic Surgery ". The necessary condition for participating - the presence of at least one cosmetic surgery
Enough yellow news
Lebanese because of faulty government bought a street in the German town of 1000 euros. He can sell it for 500 thousand euros or charge utilities to residents.
Reader The Sun saw the Loch Ness monster in Google Earth
The article "10 reasons why we steal gas"
Netanyahu: in my time, I explained to President Obama that Jerusalem - it is not a settlement, the capital of Israel for 3000 years
Clay "moment" turns 30 years
Hemorrhoids Beijing or architectural orgasm
A resident of the Australian city of Cairns stuck to the toilet seat in a shopping center
In Egypt spread deadly SMS
Afghan President scares the U.S. intervention in Russia, “NATO is worse than the Taliban.
Latvia can ask for money from Russia, if it fails the IMF and the European Commission
Kiev Mayor published the book “How to Be a Millionaire”
In Primorye, workers forced to retire en masse “at will”
Head of Ministry of Internal Affairs of Estonia expects gratitude from all those detained by the police defenders of the Bronze Soldier
European Central Bank President: We turn into the Soviet Union, if we give the market economy.
In Brussels, set a world record for the length of the queue in the toilet
British Prime Minister did not look a gift Obama DVD because of regional restrictions on DVD - Player
Ukrainian nationalists demand classify Mazepa a saint
Piterskie paratroopers “promised” not to disrupt the Madonna concert scheduled for VDV Day.
Smiling Sausage
In Kiev, the Embassy of Russia drove an armored car. Diplomats deny all
Bad bargain! Recognition of Kosovo bought for $ 2 million.
Officials will be charged nepotreblenie of housing services
Latvia could stop issuing new passports. At the issuance of new passports in Latvia no money.
Russia is buying up the peninsula, acting on the principle of “if we will not give the Crimea, we will buy it.”
Ukrainian officials barred to sit in the “Classmates”
At the Irkutsk market attempted to deceive the Governor of lowering food prices by 50%, but the deception was revealed
In the Caucasus, the credits will be issued with the approval of the Council of Elders
Washington is tired of Yushchenko and his “puppet”. Circus dies.
The newspaper of the Verkhovna Rada stated that the Buddha was a Ukrainian
“Gorbachev - came out of suspended animation political cockroach West. Article Camille Loti Malebranche.
Kaluga narkopolitseyskih tried to treat buns with poppy seeds
Ivanovo channel adjusted to the crisis, and endows participants quizzes sausage. The popularity of the program has increased.
Russia’s diplomats brutally fought in the plane
Lithuania called on the U.S. to be firm in its relations with Russia
An article about the popularity of creationism (the concept of “all established by the Creator or God”) and the theory of evolution in Europe
U.S. spent 47 million dollars to support non-existent institutions of “democracy” in Turkmenistan
Scientists have identified a new kind of tree “No Parking”
Eduard Limonov, has sent a signal to the Kremlin and declared himself “Russian Nelson Mandela”
Two guards were elected in the Kaliningrad region, defeating rival United Russia
Министерство энергетики РФ считает, что в ближайшее время дефицит нефтепродуктов России не грозит
Curieuse: Helicopter Air Force Ireland to the Minister on board lost in-flight door
Iran calls for sanctions on the arrest of war criminals: Olmert, Livni and Barak
Crisis news
In Japan, cats and dogs appoint the heads of railway stations
“Sissy” not for our hands
Comet Lulin gave the Communists the power of super power
Belarus wants Russia to ask for a loan already “more than 100 billion rubles,” promises to “work out”
Sverdlovskij businessman bought the place in the list of personnel reserve “United Russia” for 10 thousand dollars
Kadyrov: 60 thousand Chechens are ready to return from Europe
American cat has learned to accept user agreement
United Russia is using Nazi symbols
The election campaign from the Moldovan president: do not vote for “debila” and “Harry Potter” (ie, the mayor of Chisinau)
U.S. scientists make remarkable discoveries - turns out to be drunk more often fall, and the ladies in bikini cause sexual interest
Again, the camels are not lucky with the boundaries
Unable to cope with unemployment, the head of the Vladimir region nominated for a fourth term
British lawyer was given a term for bribery
Billionaires, whose wealth was considerably reduced, will be provided state support
Defense Minister promised not to attack Russia
Rossel, for some reason he told Putin that the Urals has begun to recover the economy and no contractions
Yevgeny Petrosyan requires $ 10 million for using his image in advertising from the American Broadcasting Company
Saakashvili: “I will be a personal friend of all those businessmen who create in Georgia at least 100 jobs”
The Kremlin responded to a request by two schoolgirls on the guinea pig
Another prediction: America can drown
Yushchenko, a suitcase, America
“George Bush has died”
Latvian company takes charge for interviews with potential employees.
Surkov Who does not want to win?
The driver of the Commissar of Moscow invented the hijacking in order to justify the broken car
Blacti shveytsapckogo kantona punish fans walk naked fines
AAA! It speaks!: FAS against the Government’s initiatives
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