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• Mouths of babes … First-year - about who the Putin and Medvedev
• The best commercials advertising the army: all the funnier were Ukrainians and Estonians
• The mayor of Sochi Olympics mascot invited to the 2014 dolphin skiing
• The U.S. army colonel was fired for criticizing Powerpoint
• In Moscow there was a first disco-bar for the Deaf
• Russian Language Institute named after VV Vinogradov Academy of Sciences has decided to exclude the use of the lexical unit “x% y” in modern Russian
• A unique find of Shakespeare
• Iran accused the Swedish cosmetics company Oriflame in an attempt to undermine national security
• Pochtofon: IFIs per million
• Fined Russian of distributing leaflets calling for Russia to transfer part of Finland
• We all die
• In Zelenograd the investigator stolen shoes and identity
• Launched a dating website for unattractive people
• Canadian built electric car from hemp
• WC John Lennon will go under the hammer in Liverpool
• Brazilian comedians required to lift the ban on political jokes
• Who else puts out forest fires: - a sense of humor right?
• In the Kirov banned advertising with Medvedev in the construction helmet. Billboards with his double dismount President
• Moscow rid of smog … Professor magnetologist
• Chris de Burgh visiting Saakashvili declared his love for Russia
• Compilation of funny guards
• The official website of the Administration Novoselitsk municipal district: “People here are special - hardworking, intelligent and extremely beautiful. So the Lord God has ordered. And yet - honest”
• In Ufa sell “Boiled children”
• Innovations in fire
• Journalists traitors must be punished!
• 70% of men who are married are gay
• OPpozitsiya_stihotvorenie
• Action by Luzhkov number of fires decreased by 7 - 8 percent
• TorrentReactor bought and renamed the city in Russia
• Mini-tale on the current topic
• Georgia seized Ukrainian ship for entry into the water Abkhazia
• Fans of American Comics: the most “super” wedding
• In Yekaterinburg, the robber left-handed his passport, and then hung announcement of the loss on the nearest pole
• Pig Paul predicts the results of matches of the Premier League
• (Friday) Diary sweating Muscovite
• Donkey-paratrooper from the Krasnodar Territory is going abroad
• Deputy Mayor of Jerusalem wants to parade their asses at the same time as the “pride parade” of homosexuals. Donkeys have the right to be proud of that ass!
• The Pentagon can not find the 8.7 billion dollars allocated for Iraq
• Leading Fox News commented on the footage of historical reconstruction as “the Russian show of force”
• Against Russia imposed climatic weapons. Heat, drought, ultraviolet light - factors affecting the latest military space systems
• Bridget Bordeaux prosecutor asked Russia to punish employers who run a donkey in the sky
• Flying over the village Golubitsky ass clinically healthy
• In the United States bear hijacked a car
• The telegram was released confessed to the murder and issued a knife on Clean Ponds, finding his self-incriminating testimony
• BP caught in the “photoshop”: flying helicopter was shot on the ground. The biggest blunders retouchers
• Each felled by the hurricane in Moscow tree valued at 20 thousand rubles
• As shown in the new logo confectionery factory “Red Dawn”? Brown flourish, much like the city ..
• … Blew a 30-mi years. That’s where Russia is heading. I thank Gd and America for what we have escaped from this hell.
• Putin: 20 years mortgage can take 60% of Russians
• At the RSC Energia in Korolev near Moscow declared a day of rest “in relation to abnormal phenomena.
• Members of the Liberal Democratic Party offered bribes to brand
• In Russia it easier to obtain permission to Wi-Fi
• In the midst of the heat in the house in the east of Moscow including heating
• Russian cars suggested to be nanotovarom
• Hydrometeorological Centre: During the week the heat just will not fall significantly colder only to January
• Yuri Luzhkov called on to investigate the causes of fire in Moscow in 1812
• Octopus Paul becomes a party to “Battle psychics”?
• Austrian authorities asked people not to drink the water in the basin, because budget of the country is losing money on this
• In Australia, a drunken man decided to ride the 5-meter crocodile. Crocodiles do not like the idea
• Chubais made “nanoportet: gold on silicon
• Anna Chapman slept all group … Joe Biden regrets the loss of
• How do you determine what your neighbors - spyware?
• Finally, a reason to appeal to the Prime Minister. And then everyone was asked, I’m not a native.
• The government of North Korea: North Korea’s national team - competed in World Cup - 2010
• Held in Riga competition scared of beavers
• Kadyrov in an interview: “If think you can get sick … But we try not to think”
• Medvedev said his goal: to make Russia “nation-dream” to people around the world
• Parliamentary attendance will control whether, when photographing courtroom. MPs have asked to insert their photos Photoshop-ohm
• The Russians will have the right to adopt American children. And they want children?
• For Russian officials will purchase hats with flashing lights fur pelt
• On the Day of Russia in Moscow will host the festival toleranstnosti
• British prince and his wife were not allowed in the Irish restaurant - they had to eat hot dogs in a diner
• Russia ordered the troops to prepare for war with the United States (”Before It’s News”, USA)
• Ukrainian oligarchs will be sponsored Medvedev, to prevent the return of Putin: Media
• Diplomatic failure. U.S. State Department had confused the date of the official birthday of Queen of Great Britain
• British DJ to “bury” the queen
• Netherlands. The biggest advertisement in the world.
• Nikita Mikhalkov lift a remake of “House MD”
• The original call Vladimir Putin with someone
• “To someone beat someone? There was not like this.” We correspondent Gazety.Ru “no fracture, his health problems started before entering the station.
• Officials have issued a memo to combat bribery
• Telephone guitar
• Today, the blonde professional holiday
• In Latvia, held a march against blondes crisis
• Petrol vs Diesel. (Humor with Autoforum)
• An activist of the United Russia’s Medvedev - thanks to your efforts, the birth rate in our country is steadily growing
• Super-bowl-trolley
• Indian police detained a dove to spy for Pakistan
• Zloebuchka (erotic film). Extract from the state register of films RF
• Ministry of Interior has issued instructions for the rapid removal of emotional stress of staff
• Australian artist painted a portrait of the mayor of Riga genitals
• At trial, the pirates say that hunting sharks … with an RPG
• In the Netherlands, starts the first European trial of Somali pirates. They had come to love this country and did not intend to return to their homeland.
• Hugo Chavez intends to cure the nation of ice cream from alcoholism
• Motion picture Download Rambo - First Blood (1982/HDRip) Darma
• Mouse visiting president
• Deputies from the Japanese prefecture of Gunma ordered to shave off beards
• Beer lovers have been healthier and happier than teetotalers
• Russia calls on EU to abolish visas for their citizens - otherwise fall through the President’s modernization
• Garland, fallen Yanukovych, was hit by the article.
• In the center of Moscow with the permission of the authorities held a rally in defense of the corrupt
• Customers diamond jewelry company threw in the trash
• The cartridges from Kalashnikov assault rifles found in pasta shop in Yekaterinburg
• It is possible that the top management of Russia peresyadet from foreign cars to domestic. (Deleted that top management Russia peresyadet from foreign cars to domestic)
• Victory Parade of 2011 [Top Secret]
• Academic Hartwig Hausdorf (Germany): NASA probe the borders of the solar system, captured by aliens and are now trying through his contact with the Earth
• A cruel and ruthless creative: FAS filed a case of advertising with “fell from the window mom”
• Times: Russia is becoming more friendly to the world, but not to Britain
• Esports News: weak player in StarCraft from Russia won over her mother Koreans
• () Pozitiffchik dream come true idiot!
• Hugo Chavez was unable to remove the sword in the scabbard …
• Luzhkov asked to rename Kalinin subway line in the line of Victory
• H (eky) Mikhalkov: “anti-Russian forces around the world unleashed against the” Burnt by the Sun-2 “unprecedented in the history of war”
• In Magadan cinemas in those days an unprecedented sell-out. The film “Burnt by the Sun-2″ has aroused keen interest not only among the older generation. On a happy go and students
• Petrick said the court Sciences
• Buryat policeman “mined” the Interior Ministry building
• Mexicans prepared for the longest in the world of sausage
• DPRK’s radical response to the release of new 100-dollar bills - intelligence urgently sell counterfeits abroad
• U.S. will hand over his army to rent
• Today in Rostov-on-Don will be a presentation of the new high-speed supertraktora
• In Holland, burglars broke into the jail and stole a TV prisoners
• Samara police had not crippled programmer Kutuzov decided UPC: it simply dropped the horse
• Homeless cat shut off U.S. drones
• Remember: Only in Europe could come up with a vacuum cleaner without the bag!
• Pope asleep during mass
• Tale of the Golden Calf restless between ministerial chairs
• Recipe book: “add the pasta freshly blacks
• Due to the delay of flights rental boxes for the night at Domodedovo jumped to 100 rubles. Taxis in Europe - 40 thousand rubles
• Ashes Eyyafyatlayokudlya fertilize Belarusian potato
• Lawyer Kulish, complained to Medvedev from prison, instead of the cooler suddenly transferred to a cell-suite
• Mikhail Zadornov: Americans ….. not stupid!
• In the truck Support Rally Paris - Dakar found 800 kg of cocaine
• A well-known blogger called to destroy the portraits of Stalin, when they will be posted in Moscow
• Chavez called the U.S. idiots
• Polonsky fed tie (PHOTOS, VIDEO)
• The Qatari diplomat was arrested for smoking in the plane and attempt to set fire to his shoes
• British pensioner has sold junk trunk, where his wife kept a secret from his 60 thousand pounds
• ISP denies access to the “extremist” sites at the request of the Federal Security Service (livejournal.com banned by IP)
• Comparison Test against IKARUS Maserati Quattroporte
• Voters gave Absentee ballot on the basis of the statements that he flies to Mars
• Russian design: White slippers - a panacea for all ills
• My doll Baby Born does not want to take a crap!
• In Nizhny Novgorod zoo for the Easter holiday are painted ostrich eggs
• Selection of an April Fool’s joke 2010
• Inadequate personality terrorize calls FSB and police: complain about the neighbors who sharpen heroin on the machines and the rape through the keyhole
• The bill to reduce Fedaralnogo Assembly made no provision for a mechanism to reduce the number of senators
• Today is a fool. What is Russia’s fool?
• U.S. abandon the dollar!
• Obama shared his confidence in the victory over the Taliban in Afghanistan, with the civilian and military experts of a limited contingent of U.S.
• In the U.S., the dog was convicted of assault on a police car

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