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• The Uzbek citizens are not given a passport because of his beard, asking permission to bring a certificate -
• Silence - gold. Russia’s failed for the Olympic Games in Vancouver, it was painful not only to watch but to listen.
• (Journals) Kantselyarizm delivers the Holy Synod on March 5, 2010
• Competitive fighting without rules
• Saakashvili instructed to verify and identify drug use among officials throughout the country. Misko ready to pass the first test.
• The senator called the loss of American “good news”
• On the program “Clean Water” may allocate 5 billion rubles
• Moscow detained sumo wrestler, dragged the 90-kilogram payment terminal
• At the plaintiff and the animal runs
• Tax verbs (regular trash from RAO)
• In South Carolina there is a law on compulsory registration of terrorists. Recently received 10 applications for registration of terrorist organizations
• The UAE has banned entry to all those who like the Israelis
• Perm marks in the cultural capital of Europe
• Obama argued about the Canadian premiere of a box of beer
• () No news Realistic transfers gems of American college students
• Shkolnik has invented a new kind of combat rifles
• Won the lottery and 10 thousand euros in the air passenger rage ate his lucky ticket
• Director for Harmony lodged in the Novosibirsk crematorium camel
• Drunken Ukrainian asleep on a steep rock in Australia, the cost of the operation to remove it from the heights reached $ 10 000
• E-generator produced animated series for adults “Business in Russian”
• American priest named “Avatar,” the most diabolical film of all time
• German skater missed the race because of the phone is switched off, until he simply did not get through
• Latvian Parliament banned the sale of alcoholic beverages on September 1, even in bars, cafes and restaurants. Latvia could become a laughingstock.
• The Swede complained to the police on the quality of hashish
• A resident of the city of Moscow, Ohio demolished his house worth $ 350 thousand, which would select for the debts
• Tin foil does not save you from the aliens
• Cmeshnye poems and rhymes - SMESHNO.NET
• Louis Blanc
• The true reasons for our failures in Canada))
• German sanochnik broke a tooth on an Olympic medal posing for photographers
• Jackie Chan has released polluting elektrobayk
• In the State Duma want to dismiss the head of the Olympic Committee Tyagachev
• Foreign media: Medvedev - is under the supervision of Brezhnev, Gorbachev
• The police “wanted to help ‘battered their professor to carry heavy bags, and injuries he received from the fact that twice slipped and fell
• The driver of a train in France had forgotten to stop at the station
• Policemen beaten conservatory professors argue that simply “oboznalis”
• In Dubai, the groom annulled the marriage after the notice of a bride beard and strabismus. Under court order, a man is not obliged to return back the wedding gifts received from the bride
• Russia a little Helicopter
• CEC of Ukraine: Byullyuten with the word of three letters in front of the names of candidates will be considered valid
• Mironov called the deputies “United Russia” demanded his resignation, “Ivan the fools”
• Milk from Google
• Near St. Petersburg, will judge a man, shed soup in a cafe, he faces up to two years in prison
• Above the world fly giant condom
• “United Russia” was taken to the Kaliningradians at a rally back: in support of Putin, Boos, and growth rates
• Yanukovych confused with the gene pool of genocide, calling the inhabitants of Lviv best genocides of the country
• In the competition for the best beard and mustache beat the Germans!
• This is our way! Americans have made Obama’s appeal to reason to drink
• British supermarket stopped to let visitors barefoot in pajamas
• The student who gave mittens Putin: “Grandma linked mittens for me, but I have been great, and I decided to pass to Vladimir Vladimirovich”
• Silent Hunter 5 soon set sail - Penza City Forum SHUIST!. We shall extract all!!
• Indian organization to combat corruption printed bank notes worth zero rupees for delivery to officials as bribes
• If Tymoshenko had lived in 1918-1919, it would be fought against the Russian
• 48-year-old is British received a suspended sentence for loud cries during sex
• “I will not let the cormorants in the struggle for power have undermined the stability of our country” - a statement of Victor Yushchenko’s version of the RIA “Novosti”
• The new generation says Fyodor Tyutchev “Pesci исчо!”
• Egor Lupan proclaimed himself king of Ukraine
• January 21 - International Day of hugs
• Saakashvili: Russia - a small country situated between two great nations - the Georgian and Estonian
• Russia banned the import customs mobile phones and laptops. Requires registration, but no one knows who it should carry.
• Mikheil Saakashvili will deliver a lecture Estonian politicians
• Norwegian airline as a commercial selling tickets for 1 crown apiece. Many of them have bought competitors.
• Americans have patented an emoticon for sarcasm e-mails
• Communists pose antiavatarovskuyu kaolitsiyu earthlings
• Latvia sent to Haiti, which could afford - 15 thousand euro
• Examination recognized slogan “Down with autocracy and the throne, calling for the overthrow of the existing state power in Russia
• The traditional feast of bacon are prepared to undertake in Poltava
• FBI used the photo of Spanish defender for the old-composite picture of Osama bin Laden
• (And so 15 times) New Year’s holidays again offering to reduce and enlarge the May
• At Copenhagen airport to the baggage handed 3-year-old boy, the computer its “sealed” with the label “special luggage”
• (The failure of the Saakashvili) at an energy in Georgia did not come no president
• Moose shot down the helicopter
• 90-year Canadian issue is changing the name because of “too sexual” connotations of the old name
• Britain’s streets because of a shortage of sand and salt were sprinkled with manure
• British researchers found that men think about sex 4 745 times per year
• Communists of St. Petersburg and Leningrad: cynical robbery of Soviet fiction and anthem inhuman experiments on human beings
• 78-year-old mayor of an American city had a fight with the owner of the newspaper
• China trained kung-fu monkey beat the trainer
• Two girls aged 12 years and 14 years old robbed a bank in the U.S.
• At the border of Belarus caught the Russians with a flashlight and GPS-navigator: they went to Germany and Ireland
• Slovak police tossing RDX on unsuspecting passengers of aircraft
• Tymoshenko has refused to speak in Russian, but acknowledged that the Ukrainian language is taught in 36 years
• Last year in Ukraine caught 7 spies and 16 agents
• EPIC FAIL! Operator wiretapping phones let slip that the phone tapped Dymov.
• The central office of Gazprom will check the administration of rural settlement
• In the U.S., homeless and broke a hijacked plane
• Interview with Dan Brown
• Traffic Police and Emergency for about an hour catching runaway horses at the Equestrian Club KAD
• Want to hit the jackpot in the lottery - a smoke dried brains vulture, assure the South African magicians
• “Krasnodar Krai” - historical territory of Georgia
• “If you are raped, call me,” I stripped all of its officials “- pearl Archangel officials and politicians
• Saakashvili is ready to give their organs in the anatomical theater
• Sani Santa Claus exploded during takeoff
• Festive divination
• German physicists have calculated the speed of Santa Claus
• Doctors offer to equip the instruction on alcohol consumption
• Gluma.Net-site good mood
• Medvedev said Russia’s Yushchenko’s candidate for president of Ukraine
• At the threshold of the Nativity of the British bought expensive toilet paper
• Yushchenko urged Ukrainians not to be Khokhlov and Little Russians
• Saudi journalist called to allow Muslim women have four husbands - for equality
• Estonia does not want to let the Russians in Europe without a visa - it would be unfair to Ukraine, Georgia, Moldova …
• Webcams Hewlett-Packard was accused of racism
• Sense of humor Stalin
• “The Communists of St. Petersburg”: UFOs over the Kremlin just wanted to free the captives socialist aliens
• Only the governor was able to persuade dismount Drevarha Enlightened with the main tree Archangel
• Counsel stylist nose bitten off, protecting the right of men to privacy in the toilet
• “Yandex” says UN unsafe site
• Government of Russia has declared the fight against illiteracy
• Pirates, captured in the Indian Ocean, was released without finding the prosecutor. No other country has agreed to act against them, as accuser.
• UPC saw no crime in the actions of Samara deputy who ran over a drunken policemen in the Mercedes
• Owner Pyaterochka “and” Crossroads “opens” PePyaKu “
• Google is working with the secret police in 1973?
• Russia Boeing 737 tried to land on a busy highway in Israel, taking him for runway
• In the Stavropol region given time lover pickles
• Hannover scored 6 goals and … loses!
• In Moscow will exhibit reproductions of famous Russian artists, who dorisoval himself the “father of nations”
• President of Latvia during his official visit to Armenia presented as the President of Russia
• Governor of Leningrad region started the “Front to fight with citizens”
• Chinese car sales grew due to the fact that the machines secretly buying up the country’s authorities
• Participants of the “straight line” to Putin from St. Petersburg, Togliatti Pikalevo and described how they “process” before the ether or even locked in cabinets
• The head of British intelligence accused Russia that it prevented a peaceful solution in Iraq
• Khodorkovsky offered to become a welder after the release of the program of assistance to prisoners-Jews
• Their customs () I bought the coin, entered the bank - free flights for life
• Urjupinsk claim to a new brand
• Struggle for peace
• Latvian parliament ozobotilsya issue of expansion Russian curses Latvia
• Canadian mathematicians have announced a coin toss dishonest
• “Orange Revolution” brought victory. . . gangsters ( “The Guardian”, United Kingdom)
• Luzhkov blamed the weather forecasters in the late harvesting of snow
• 10 most strange, but truthful stories of the army.
• How Spleen helped keep radioactive waste from the nose.
• Latvians are sealed for 500 thousand euros, creating promotional posters for tourists: "Easy come, hard to live (leave)
• Farcical dream. Message from the President of the Soviet anecdotes commented Stanislav Belkovsky
• Viktor Yushchenko declared himself one of the world's best bankers
• Wasserman raskarmanili
• Medvedev's proposal to reduce the time zones was an allusion to fight corruption officials
• Russia's military arm inflatable tanks and aircraft
• Money in the wind: a new experiment of the Government of Moscow
• Zurab Tsereteli is ready to create another "netlenku": He is going to sculpt a statue of Alexander of Macedon to Greece
• "United Russia" outraged election results
• Judge in Liepaja beat her husband - Chief of Police
• Stalin - the perpetrator of a flu epidemic in Ukraine
• Luzhkov: It is necessary to ban gambling and other income generation activities on the Internet
• Japanese against geyskogo manicure
• Ranked Among the detainees at the March of Dissent "was the second secretary, Vice-Consul of the U.S. Embassy R. K. Bond
• The British found allergic to his own wife
• Chinese police have sought to work with the dishwasher top journalist or linguistic education
• Evil cats seized an empty house in Rhode Island
• British scientists have found that people kiss each other for the transfer of microbes
• The Indian sued the promised success of women's perfume company

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